February 2012
2 posts
January 2012
6 posts
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A Guy You Should Date...
[A response to “A Girl You Should Date”]
Date a guy who plays video games. Date a guy who spends his money on games instead of soap. He has problems with personal space because he smells a bit. Date a guy who has a list of games he wants to play, who has had a game store reward card since he was twelve. Find a guy who plays video games. You’ll know that he does because he will always...
LUV & HAT: TUMBLR →
luvandhat:
LUV - This is a Tumblr site. You’d be forgiven for not realising that because it’s not called FUCK YEAH ARGUMENTS and isn’t plastered in photographs of Jared Leto, but it is a Tumblr site. I realise this may come as a surprise.
Or maybe it doesn’t.
December 2011
6 posts
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Matt's Top Movies 2011
So Christmas is nearly here, and with the end of the year in sight, my thoughts have turned to the movies I’ve seen over the past 12 months. Some have been good, some have been bad, many have been thoroughly shrugworthy. Here’s some of the best (and worst).
The Best
5. The Guard
Criminally overlooked for anything like a decent run at the major multiplexes but rightly praised by...
November 2011
11 posts
I'm not sure what just happened...
So I come home last night, and I’m pulling my car on to the road opposite, preparing to reverse into the driveway. There’s two cars with their engines running and lights on behind me, but the drivers seem to know each other and are chatting with some bloke on the pavement, so I don’t really think anything of it. I get out of the my car to go open the gate to our driveway and...
Remembering Remembrance →
Other things Bruno Mars would probably do for ya →
chocofight:
Move to Spain for ya.
Give up his seat on a train for ya.
Unblock a drain for ya.
Hijack a plane for ya.
Name his child Dwayne for ya.
Resit sixth grade for ya.
Nuke the Ukraine for ya.
Douse his balls in acid rain for ya.
Sever his jugular vein for ya.
Launch into a drug fueled, anti-Semitic tirade for ya.
Sodomise Alex Zane for ya.
October 2011
8 posts
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Transformers Prime: Definitely more than meets the... →
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Tremendous news, everyone! →
September 2011
15 posts
College Feat. Electric Youth: A Real Hero (by Travis Wears)
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Gordon Street?
Ah, yes, Gordon Street. I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street. Long time ago, when I was a young man. Not a day passes I don’t think her and the promise that I made which I will always keep. That one perfect day on Gordon Street.
Dad tells kids Ewoks are real -- Photoshops them... →
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Transform & Roll Out! →
Optimus Prime transformation - my first attempt at a little stop motion animation. Must try harder next time.
Faces [real time face substitution] (by arturo castro)
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Robots Being Assholes to Each Other
Why I really, really hate Instagram →
< and why I just bought myself a “proper” camera.
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August 2011
10 posts
Sad Dr Who is Sad