July 2009
68 posts
Tacos Johny →
7 Reasons to Keep Your Tyrannosaur Off Crack... →
Meet Peter Sage →
Peter deserves to become an internet legend for this… incredible site. “About Peter” is my personal favourite, I could click that button all day.
We remember when having a telephone meant that mum used her special phone voice...
– How 31 Year Olds Consume Media
[this is also evidently true for 25 year olds - my mum still does it]
Record stores should have a section called Retarded Reggae, and this album...
– Jason Mraz: Huh?
Boy drinks petrol for 5 years, wanted to be a... →
A 14-YEAR-OLD boy drank gasoline for five years to obtain “energy” - just as his idols “Bumble Bee” or “Optimus Prime” do in “Transformers,” the Sichuan-based West China Metropolis Daily reported yesterday…
Late Night Gets Mightily Booshed By The Mighty Boosh
Worst Failure Ever →
- Google bombing still alive and well.
Watermelon →
Ross Kemp's Face, Folded →
Presenting...Mister Disc! →
- You can keep your iPods, I want one of these bad boys!
Motocross rider back flips Tower Bridge
Computer game heroes in sexy German mashup
Believe it or not those are the only sensible words I can find to describe this vid.
The Moonstep Walk
Is Superman Really Damaged Goods? →
Pool got my daughter pregnant →
“A Polish mum is suing an Egyptian hotel after claiming her daughter got pregnant using their mixed swimming pool.
The bizarre claim surfaced as Magdalena Kwiatkowska demanded compensation after her 13-year-old daughter came back from the family holiday expecting a baby.”
Remember, next time YOU have sex with a swimming pool, stay safe!
Oh Crap. My Parents Joined Facebook. →
Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn’t seen it)
CROWDSOURCING, a stomach-churning new media term obviously invented by a bastard...
– Charlie Brooker ‘crowdsources’ with the moon landings, meringue, smurf sex and more
Babes of the BNP →
Rebecca Edwards - Manchester
When people say the BNP is a fascist party, what do you think? Fascist – I don’t understand that word.
Think of Nazi Germany, or 1930s Italy. I can’t even remember when that happened really, but I’m against them anyway.
You’re against who? The Germans. I know that sounds evil… I was brought up that way.
But not the Nazis? No, I don’t agree with that at all.