Hello! My name's Matt.
I'm a search engine optimisation consultant. How do you do?
Here's some of my favourite stuff from around the internet, and occasional bits and pieces I've contributed myself. Enjoy!
- Move to Spain for ya.
- Give up his seat on a train for ya.
- Unblock a drain for ya.
- Hijack a plane for ya.
- Name his child Dwayne for ya.
- Resit sixth grade for ya.
- Nuke the Ukraine for ya.
- Douse his balls in acid rain for ya.
- Sever his jugular vein for ya.
- Launch into a drug fueled, anti-Semitic tirade for ya.
- Sodomise Alex Zane for ya.