Hello! My name's Matt.


I'm a search engine optimisation consultant. How do you do?


Here's some of my favourite stuff from around the internet, and occasional bits and pieces I've contributed myself. Enjoy!

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chocofight:

  • Move to Spain for ya.
  • Give up his seat on a train for ya.
  • Unblock a drain for ya.
  • Hijack a plane for ya.
  • Name his child Dwayne for ya.
  • Resit sixth grade for ya.
  • Nuke the Ukraine for ya.
  • Douse his balls in acid rain for ya.
  • Sever his jugular vein for ya.
  • Launch into a drug fueled, anti-Semitic tirade for ya.
  • Sodomise Alex Zane for ya.
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