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Is That Rain?

Wed, 23 May 2012 20:36:51 +0100

Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.

On Second Thought… (via SEO in 2012: The Best of Times or...

Thu, 17 May 2012 15:24:44 +0100

On Second Thought…

(via SEO in 2012: The Best of Times or the Worst of Times? | Search Engine Journal)

A man of iron. A demigod. A super-soldier. A man with...

Tue, 08 May 2012 11:16:00 +0100

A man of iron. A demigod. A super-soldier. A man with breathtaking anger management issues. And a couple of master assassins.

(Via PosterInspired)

Photo

Tue, 08 May 2012 11:13:21 +0100

Photo

Fri, 04 May 2012 13:26:12 +0100

King of Hipsters (via @crablin)

Fri, 04 May 2012 10:22:17 +0100

King of Hipsters

(via @crablin)

Marvel Cinematic Universe Timeline

Thu, 03 May 2012 17:38:28 +0100

Marvel Cinematic Universe Timeline:

Heisenberg and The Cartel Of Death (via Cool graphic Tee Shirts...

Thu, 03 May 2012 14:42:43 +0100

Heisenberg and The Cartel Of Death

(via Cool graphic Tee Shirts from RIPT Apparel)

I'm Sick Of Pretending: I Don't "Get" Art

Tue, 01 May 2012 17:20:37 +0100

I'm Sick Of Pretending: I Don't "Get" Art:

I went with @paulypaul to something like this once. Everyone pretended they were there for the art, and not the free booze. Both were shit so I didn’t stay long.

Adele Cartoons

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 11:12:17 +0100

Adele Cartoons

SEO Nonsense

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 12:20:08 +0000

SEO Nonsense:

A splendid SEO blog from Sean Revell

SEO Music

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 12:11:18 +0000

SEO Music:

It’s SEO, and it’s music! Kind of like SEOTunes was supposed to be, before I got bored! Woot!

What Do Your Social Media Privacy Settings Say About You? :: I-COM Blog

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 15:48:19 +0000

What Do Your Social Media Privacy Settings Say About You? :: I-COM Blog:

Some words I wrote at work…

HELLO MY NAME IS JAMIE WOULD YOU LIKE A CAKE?

Fri, 09 Mar 2012 16:52:25 +0000

HELLO MY NAME IS JAMIE WOULD YOU LIKE A CAKE?

Boop!

Wed, 07 Mar 2012 16:18:14 +0000

Boop!

“Rebel Sharpshooters on Hoth”

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 11:13:24 +0000

“Rebel Sharpshooters on Hoth”

staff: We are honored to be the punchline of today’s xkcd! Make...

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 17:34:12 +0000

staff:

We are honored to be the punchline of today’s xkcd!

Make sure to click through and read the alt tag. :)

Mental META descriptions - I’ve noticed more and more META...

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 11:04:30 +0000

Mental META descriptions - I’ve noticed more and more META descriptions using various non-alphabetical characters, such as the stars and underscores in the example above. They don’t really help to describe the site and leave little room for much of a call to action, but they are eye catching.

Calling all SEO peeps! Your thoughts? Have you noticed this more? Have you compared click throughs?

BULLSHIT

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 11:31:32 +0000

BULLSHIT

How to cook pork & caramelised chestnut stuffing

Tue, 28 Feb 2012 17:33:54 +0000

How to cook pork & caramelised chestnut stuffing